| we may not see eye to eye anymore but i love you regardless.
//soul searching really need to jump start education/future employment, i really need to stop procrastinating and learn to better prioritize things in my life. improve communications in any relationship maybe 2oo9 won't be as bumpy.
i`m sorry that i hurt you countless times, you deserved none of it you`ve put up with a lot from me i really appreciate that about you
i`m putting my white flag up.. i surrender i`ll follow the system, i`ll cooperate i`ll be good.
let`s untangle our / these knots
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| *tumbleweeds* haha 
How's everyone been?
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| I wish the weekend would hurry up and arrive. 
Disneyland FTW!!!! 
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| Wow people still use this? Give me a prop if you still do!
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| So, I'm at the supermarket and I'm waiting in line to pay for my shit.
Many TV dinners, some
Rice Cakes, Ramen, etc, when this (get this) FAT ASS infront of me
starts to complain that the item he wants that is on sale ISN'T in
stock.
I sit there and contemplate what I should say, assuming I'd be
there longer than I'd want to be; Granted, the item was a BOGO Chips
Sale. Go figure.
So finally, as he's in the middle of harassing this excellent Cashier, I open my mouth.
"Hey, fatass, can we shut the hell up and move on? Ok? They're
chips, dumb fuck. Buy them another time. What the hell's your problem?"
"You wanna know?!" he said to me without turning around.
Shit, this guy was bigger than me. So he turns around and stares at me. I swear I almost shat my pants.
So he finally says
"I had reese's for breakfast!"
"Shit, you had candy for breakfast?!"
"Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!"
So he pours me a bowl and I shove the spoon in my mouth. Then a
completely huge wave of peanut butter and chocolately taste bombards my
taste buds.
Reese's Puff Cereal;
It's reese's, FOR BREAKFAST! |
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